I'm bathing the Boy tonight and he is busy playing with his usual collection of bath toys, some of them waterproof, some of them not so much. Oh well. Included in his collection is a life size plastic frog with a big gaping mouth, kwaaak! I'm busy folding his worn clothes when I look up and hear him exclaim "Look Mommy look!"
There he is holding the frog close to his southern regions and he has managed to position all his boy bits into the amphibian's mouth. "He is eating my willy!" he laughs.
Well, yes, dear, maybe he thought it was a nice big fat juicy worm...
Back to folding clothes but this time with a grin on my face.
One for the 21st birthday speeches.
He better pray I'm senile or in the grave by then.
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| this is the exact same frog... |
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